My Life Sucks

...but I don't give a fuck.

Sometimes it feels like this. All the f'ing time.

#97434 sounds like something I would do.
#91993- Amanda, didn't this happen to you? No offense, we all know you have a rockin' bod.
#69443- oh snap!

I'm friggin obsessed. Thanks, Maddie.

Give Me Cancer

Only in New Orleans

"Politics can't be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in."
-Stormy Daniels
porn star and possible candidate for a Senate seat in 2010.

And the winner is...

I bet the guys of Creaky Boards are pretty pissed right now. Last night Coldplay took home a Grammy for song of the year with their song Viva la Vida. Good for them. But the song's melody sounds a whole lot like this one, a song by the Creaky Boards made before Viva la Vida AND seen by Coldplay frontman Chris Martin at the New York CMJ music festival in 2007. Hmmm... tricky tricky.

Lookin for a Good Time, Suga?

Look no further than the great TDubbs. He's a laugh riot.

Blah, blah, blah

Again, a post dedicated to Madeline. If you are someone other than Madeline and you read this I will punch you in the face. Or you will want to punch yourself in the face after reading this because you wasted two minutes, twenty-nine seconds of your life reading this utterly boring, meaningless post.

Here Goes:
Get into work last night and Beth comes up to me and says "Hey, so word on the street is you got really drunk at the Still party." Psh! I immediately had to correct her. "No, no, no. I got really drunk at the Little Bar Bistro party!". The subtle difference made ALL the difference. What do you expect though? I don't drink and the first thing we do upon arrival is take a big Tequila shot. Something's bound to happen.

Was it worth it?

Oh man. Umm, yes. I got a cute gay boy's phone number and came to the realization that Ben Halley has to be the funniest person that I know. Such stellar quotes as... "Amanda, did you park all the way in Africa?!", "Hey, so help me write this song. I was getting off a plane and there was the bitch in front of me, and I was like 'Move bitch, get out the way.'", and "Whew, I haven't smoked pot all day. I think I'm going into shock." OK, so maybe you had to be there to realize the true hilarity- but really, he's a crack-up.

Got out of work ridiculous early last night. Home by ten, unheard of! Amanda and I went to Taphouse to hang out with Erik and Megan. Apparently The Muse sent out a memo to all its teachers to come to Taphouse last night because there was a crazy amount of them there. Robot Ham kept staring at me and gave me the weird flirty smile. AKWARD! And I couldn't even tell the one person I wanted to tell the most. Eff!

Whatever. Topped off my night by spending a couple hours at the first legitimate college party of my college career. Fun. Minus the part where I had to convince some drunk boy that I was not the love of his life and we were not going to be boyfriend/girlfriend. Stupid boy.... stupid boy. But Cute-as-a-Button Tyler was there and that made all the difference.



I am going to make up for the last week of not doing ANYTHING by being uber-productive today. Wish me luck!