'Tis the Season

..for being greedy. Long gone are the days of wanting nothing but your two front teeth. Hello to the only time of year where wanting a ridiculous amount of things is perfectly acceptable, even asked for; I'm definitely jumping on this bandwagon! But don't you worry your pretty little head, I'll make it simple, just one thing.

Dear Santa:

Get me THIS!

Oh yes, that's right, the beautiful yellow Schwinn Madison 2009... and it's a fixie! I'm in Heaven. Who needs a boyfriend when you can have this much fun between your legs?

P.S. Santa, I feel like I have a shitload of good karma coming my way sometime soon so if you are feeling generous then I wouldn't mind getting this either.